New Thing

I've decided to give myself a reason to come back here every week. It's called 'Weekly Abomination'. It will allow me to show you uncaring idiots the things you are doing wrong, without getting myself in serious trouble (i.e. smiting you with bricks).

The first abomination is something that's troubled me in the past, as well as the present. 2000 years ago, we called it "get off your ass and do something" syndrome. Nowadays, it's known as RLS, or for you retards, Restless Leg Syndrome. It's a disease caused by A. Severe Boredom, B. Hypochondriasis, C. Bullshit pharmaceutical companies, and D. People who want to get more drugs.

Lets start with choice A, severe boredom. Get off your ass and do something. Nuff Said.

Now, we'll move on to choice B. Hypochondriasis. This is a tough one, because you stubborn fuck nuts will always think something is wrong with you. I think, however, I have a solution. If you thought something was wrong with you, don't you think it would be a little more severe than Restless Leg Syndrome? You better go to the doctor's office and find out...you might have something terrible. Idiots.

How 'bout C. Bullshit Pharmaceutical Companies. Yeah, it's hard to argue with these people because we all take and use their drugs and systems. But, I'm Jesus and I can do this kind of shit. Yay for me. These people are smarter than you. And they know it. They all get together and think of ways to con/kill you. Ever notice on those TV commercials the list of side effects? Every single one of them includes either 'anal bleeding', or 'death'. Come on, people...you're not dead yet, so why the fuck hell would you take something that could, and probably will kill or debilitate you?

Finally, we get to talk about chioce D. People who want more drugs. Look...I'm all for getting more drugs, but this isn't the way to do it. It's a bullshit disease, and there isn't much else to say about it. If you want your leg to stop moving, then just fucking stop moving it. This kinda goes hand in hand with the hypochondriasis. Don't you think you could think up something a little more severe than RLS and get something a little better than what they give you for it? Yeah, you might overdose and fall asleep, but mostly you just won't be able to ever move your legs again. And you need those to meet your dealer.


That's all for this week, folks. I'll probably come back tomorrow because I'm gonna get fucking bored with Grand Theft Auto again, and my room mate will still not clean up his shit. He might be the next abomination...

K thanks, bye.